Emily Tells a Story:The Girl in the Sunshine

The little girl in the sunshine.
The little girl went to the sun. She saw a beautiful flower! Aaand. She couldn't believe her very own eye! She saw a hill of butterflies, flowers shaped like butterflies, and they were actually butterflies! She saw pens and two ballerinas. And her name was Rosie Antella. And she, her other friend, her last name was I and her first very name was Olla. And she had a cousin name AUNTIE NESSA! She didn't have wings but she was a fairy godmother. And this little fishy swam by and she saw this beau-tee-full ring and a little tiny monkey that said "oooh oooh, ah ah, I'm the fairy godmother, I'm the fairy godmother!"

AND. She saw a little green, BIG BIG thing. And it was her daddy. Her daddy was named Jordan. And a little girl said "Oh!" Her name was Sami. And she saw a purple pillow in the chair and keys on a cottage door. She turned it and undid the door knob and saw three lovely bowls of bacon and soup. She tried the very big one. "OOOoh, too hot!" She tried the bacon "Oooh too cold." SO she tried the mommy's soup and it tasted like monkey's butt. And she tried the Momma's bacon and she said "Oooh, too corny." And she tried the baby's soup "Oh, just right!" And so was the bacon so she ate it all up.

Then the three lovely rainbows came back. And the Papa rainbow said "Someone has been trying my soup with bacon!" And the Momma said "Oooh, someone has been tasting my bacon and my soup". And the baby said "Well, someone ate up all my soup and my bacon. And my cupcake that had a dog shaped like Tonee. My very lovely dog." And she said "Oh! Oh! Oh!"

And the end.
Emily and mom

Emily tells a story: Enza and the three bears Kwaja

Once upon a time there was this flower. And this flower was poisoned and someone picked it and it was she was dead! And, well, her mother came and she saw her dead and didn't feel like, felt like she didn't need a kid anymore. And she cried and cried and cried. Until Goldilocks came, and the three bears came with her and decided to have a picnic with the little girl aaaand, there was this big fox who chosen Goldilocks to eat her up. First she started from the head, *crunch* then he started from her stomach, and then legs. And from all these weeks she was alive and tricked her mom and knowed the way home and she scared her mom by tipping her over! And then, her mother was so excited that she was alive and soon they go to get a lollipop, and some ice cream. And soon they were sick. And then they soon they go to a giants house and scare the dad up and it was a mom. And too bad they scared up the little bear and papa bear. Suddenly they got angry and said "Hey child, you better go home or I am gonna cut off your head!" And then they really really needed some water and they were dead.

And soon they woke up in their bed and they were like "HEY! What happened?"

And the end!

Written by Emily Hatfield.
And send this to Prema please. And please. And thank you. And now I am done.

Emily teaches me how to make fruit punch

Tell me how to make fruit punch...

"get a big bowl..aaaaand put juice in it and mix it. Put. And. You have to wait for a minute to let the stuff inside it, it supposed to be cold, but you can do whatever you want. And then you start stirring it up. Then you put ice in it, then you put in the freezer, or the 'fridgerator. Aaaaand. And, thats about it. And then you drink it! It's ssUPER yummy!"

Emily tells a story: Make Believe

There was a dark forest and only two bears. The momma one and the poppa one. They didn't have any babies so thats why they went in the forest and lived in the forest. Goldilocks went into the forest and heard "RAWR! Who's in our forest?" She came closer and it came louder "WHO"S IN OUR FOREST???" Until she fell down and she woke up and she wasn't in Kansas anymore. She was in a forest. She got out of bed. And then ate some cereal because she was getting starving! AND she also took a drink of water and she read a book, she made a book, AND she drawed a picture. And then she walking and heard "Eerrrrr" She saw this store and she went inside and the two bears were having a baby and his name was little baby and then they walked to get her out of the forest and back into Kansas and then she ate food and make food, made drinks, and from all that stuff she made she even made pudding. She laid on the couch. She heard a "knock knock" and she got up and opened it, invited all her friends, all her friends came in the same pile, brought presents and ate cake. She made a cake. Then she opened all her presents and then the last present she had to get was MAKE-UP!

"And that's the end of MY story. Wrotten by Emily H."

Emily tells a story: Goldilocks and the 3 bears. Again.

"I'm thinking.......Goldilocks and the Three Bears."

"You already told this one!"

"No! It's a different one."

The three bears ate oatmeal. And Papa said "let's go for a walk" Baby bear said "I love going for walks!" He runned up ahead and the mom and dad catched up to him. And they...Goldilocks came and she saw oatmeal and she cracked in the door and said "hellloooo?" and no one was home. SO she sneaked in and she said "this oatmeal is toooo hot!" and she tried the other one and she said "this one's toooo cold" and she tried the other one and she said "this ones juuuust right!" and she went off to watch tv. She tried the first one and said "this ones tooo hard", she tried the second one and she said "this ones toooo soft" and she tried the third one and said "this ones juuuust right!" And she tried the second-(did I already say that? Oh! Ok...) And she was getting tired so she went up and did some, and watched tv. She said this bed tooo hard, and she tried the second one and she said this ones tooooo soft, and she tried the last one and it was juuuust right. She turned on the tv and heard the bears crack open the door, they came and she was still, the poppa said "someones been sleeping in my bed", and the momma said "someones been sitting in my bed" and the baby one said "someones been laying in my bed and she's still there!" And then the three bears, they went close to Goldilocks, she woke up and she screamed! Her legs carried her allll the way home! And yelled "I'll never come back to this house. And the bears locked a big chain on the door so no one could come in.

"And thats the end of my story, and it's wrote by Emily Rabbit!"

Emily tells a story: Goldilocks and the 3 bears.

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Goldilocks, and the three bears. The three bears went on a walk and to let their oatmeal cool off. And then, an then when she Goldilocks came, she said "this soup is too hot!" and she tried the other one and it was too cold, and she tried the other one, and when she got to the perfect one she ate it all up! Then she went to the room to watch TV. She watched TV and she got tired and she went in the beds and she said "this beds too HARD" and she tried the other bed "This beds tooooo soft" and the other one was just right. And she saw the three bears coming home and said, the poppa one said "Someones been eating my oatmeal" and the momma said "Someones been eatin my oatmeal" and the baby said "Someones been eatin my oatmeal and she ate it allllll up." And Goldilocks heard talking and she tried, she jumped out of the window, and runned home, and she said "I'll never come back to this house ever again!"

The bears saw her running out of the window and yelled "Wait! We're nice bears!" So she came back, and they all had a dance party with marshmallows and graham crackers and chocolate, they had s'mores, and lemonade, and pudding. Chocolate pudding!

And that is the end.


*as told verbatim by the divine Miss Emily Rabbit.